the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
try to milk me bitch
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