I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
How naked do you want me to be?
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