you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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