I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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