...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
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WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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