dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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