omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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