it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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