Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I have fence marks all over my body
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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