Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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