Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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