porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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