New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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