I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
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he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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