How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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