is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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