i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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