I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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