yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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