I have demons in me.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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