guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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