wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I bet he comes in French.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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