Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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