Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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