he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
His nipple licking is glorious
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