This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
wanna go halves on a baby?
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
operation harelip BJ is a go
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I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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