so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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