There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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