I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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