im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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