does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
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Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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