So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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