he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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