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I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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