Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Moan for me like Helen Keller
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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