do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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