Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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