I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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