my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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