do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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