I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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