I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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