My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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