I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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