I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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Holy sore nipples Batman
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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