Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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