maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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