I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I wear drunk well.
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