I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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