pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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